Pangolynn

Today on Good Morning Equestria: In an extensive, intimate, edgy conversation the Great-and-Powerful Trixie sat down with our very own Andrea Cantering to give her first interview since pulling out of an Equestria-wide promotional tour following a disastrous reception in Ponyville. Andrea: It seems like not a week goes by without you making the headlines of the Hoofington Post. Reports of cupcake-fueled nights with piles of mares and the destruction of your mobile performance platform have people thinking that Trixie must be on Poison Joke again. G&PT: *hah!* The only JOKE the Great-and-Powerful Trixie is on is THIS programme. Andrea: You'

Twilight slumped at her desk, head in hand, and gazed idly out the classroom window. Across the empty courtyard soared the spires of Canterlot, the royal library towering above the rest. The purple unicorn sighed wistfully. How she wished she could be there now, unearthing the secrets burried in those dusty texts. What a waste for Celestia's most faithful student to be stuck here, amongst the... common ponies. "Ms. Sparkle, are you still with us?" chided the teacher, a greying Mr. Nagg. "Can you translate that last sentence into Equine?" Twilight rose and delivered a perfect translation, then sat, sinking back into her thoughts. Staring int